Top Ten Reasons to Vote Republican

Top Ten Reasons to Vote Republican

1. If you believe regulators should defer to the corporations they regulate, vote Republican.

2. If you believe courts should always side with the powerful, because this promotes stability, vote Republican.

3. If you believe the government should be able to strip you of your citizenship because they don’t agree with your politics, vote Republican.

4. If you believe that environmental policy should be set by the oil, mining and chemical companies, vote Republican.

5. If you believe tax policy should be set to force the rest of the country to pay to protect the rights and privileges of the super-rich, vote Republican.

6. If you believe everyone should have a right to purchase and carry assault weapons, vote Republican.

7. If you believe chest-thumping and intimidation are the mature ways to get ahead, vote Republican.

8. If you believe the rest of the country owes you good schools, smooth roads, police and fire services, safe foods and drugs, social security, medicate and military protection, but that you shouldn’t have to pay for any of it, ‘cause you’re special, vote Republican.

9. If you believe slogans and shouting should trump evidence every time, vote Republican.

10. If you believe bankers, oil magnates, mine owners and military contractors have your best interests at heart, but that the thinkers, artists, scientists, and inventors are all out to get you, vote Republican.

Sure, there are many more reasons to vote Republican. These are just the top ten.